A Candle for the Best Boss | Funny Candle

For the boss who actually deserves a thank-you.

A Candle for the Best Boss is a witty, polished gift that says “thanks for not making us hate Mondays.” The perfect blend of cozy, clean, and clever, it’s ideal for holidays, office appreciation, or those “you keep this place running” moments.

Hand-poured in small batches in Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle features fresh sea salt, eucalyptus, and sandalwood for a scent that feels calm, grounded, and effortlessly put-together—just like your boss on presentation day.

Features:
• 12oz candle | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural soy wax & essential oil blend
• Lead-free cotton wick
• Non-toxic, cruelty-free, and locally made in Los Angeles
• Boutique quality with unapologetic humor

Great Gift For:
• Bosses, managers, and mentors you actually like
• Funny office and coworker gifts
• Secret Santa and white elephant parties
• Anyone who’s earned “best boss ever” status

 

WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER

It’s summer in southern France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. Bees are buzzing, and the soothing scents of lavender and herbs are in the air. “French Lavender” is a powerful blend of spices, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile elevate the earthiness of lavender, while notes of sandalwood and cedar in the base complement the alluring clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils.

Top: Lavender
Middle: Camphor, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary
Base: Sandalwood, Cedarwood

 

CHRISTMAS HEARTH

A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. Christmas Hearth combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. The perfect Christmas candle!

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

 

AUTUMN APPLE + AMBER

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

 

VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

 

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

CLEAN COTTON

Experience the refreshing scent of Clean Cotton, with bright ozonic notes, orange, lemon, and marine accents that evoke clean laundry on a breezy day. A soft floral heart of lily, ylang-ylang, tuberose, and rose adds elegance, while a warm base of white wood, vanilla, and powdery notes wraps you in comforting serenity. Clean Cotton is perfect for those who love fresh, floral, and woody scents, capturing purity and tranquility."

Top:  Ozonic, Orange, Lemon, Marine, Aldehydic like Clean Laundry hanging in the Fresh Breezes
Middle: Lily, Ylang, Tuberose, Rose, Touch Lavender, Green
Base: White Wood, Vanilla, Powdery

 

ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

 

Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

 

SEA SALT + ORCHID

You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm breeze brushes against your skin. White curtains dance in the wind. The experience is serene. You smell flowers and a restorative summer freshness, not unlike a wellness temple. “Sea Salt & Orchid” is an elegant blend of floral notes and salty highlights. Soothing hints of jasmine and lily of the valley come to life alongside classic aromas of wood and tonka bean.

Top: Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves
Base: Wood, Tonka Bean

 

COCONUT + CARDAMOM + CREAM

"A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamom, and Cream begins with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamom, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert."

Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

 

SEA SALT + EUCALYPTUS + SANDALWOOD

This dark, seductive, and mysterious fragrance is as intense and insatiable as its namesake. The sweet yet salty accords honor the ocean’s healing power, uniting with the amber and vanilla base to create a unique and magical fragrance.

Top: Citrus, Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Plum, Cardamom, Eucalyptus
Base: Amber, Dark Musk