Bitch You’re My Soulmate | Funny Best Friend Candle
Bitch You’re My Soulmate | Funny Best Friend Candle
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For the person who just gets you. You’re My Soulmate is the perfect candle for your partner-in-crime, emotional support human, and chaos twin—the one who’s been there through every laugh, meltdown, and midnight overshare.
Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle is made with premium essential oils and zero toxins. Light it up, pour something bubbly, and toast to the friendship that even the universe ships.
The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California
Perfect For:
• Best friends, soulmates, and platonic ride-or-dies
• Funny yet heartfelt holiday gifts
• Galentine’s or “just because” surprises
• Pairing with laughter, wine, and unfiltered conversation
SUGAR APPLES + SPICE
Beneath the summer sun's glory, you lie in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness.
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla
VANILLA + SPICE
This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.
Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk
ORANGE COCONUT
Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.
Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood
SEASIDE + ROSES
A tribute to the fleeting beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.
Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamot, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Galbanum Leaf, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean
BERGAMOT + BERRIES + SPICE
Red Pepper Petals is a bold and fiery fragrance that combines the red-hot kick of red cayenne and bell pepper with the delicate allure of rose and jasmine. A blend of heat and romance, It ignites the senses with passion.
Top: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne
Middle: Muguet, Turkish Rose Pedals, Jasmine
Base: Coconut, Strawberry, Raspberry
WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER
It’s summer in southern France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. Bees are buzzing, and the soothing scents of lavender and herbs are in the air. “French Lavender” is a powerful blend of spices, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile elevate the earthiness of lavender, while notes of sandalwood and cedar in the base complement the alluring clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Camphor, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary
Base: Sandalwood, Cedarwood
SEA SALT + AMBER + DARK MUSK
This dark, seductive, mysterious fragrance is as intense and insatiable as its namesake. The sweet yet salty accords honor the ocean’s healing power, uniting with the amber and vanilla base to create a unique and magical fragrance.
Top: Citrus, Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Plum, Cardamom,
Base: Amber, Dark Musk
CLEAN COTTON
Experience the refreshing scent of Clean Cotton, with bright ozonic notes, orange, lemon, and marine accents that evoke clean laundry on a breezy day. A soft floral heart of lily, ylang-ylang, tuberose, and rose adds elegance, while a warm base of white wood, vanilla, and powdery notes wraps you in comforting serenity. Clean Cotton is perfect for those who love fresh, floral, and woody scents, capturing purity and tranquility."
Top: Ozonic, Orange, Lemon, Marine, Aldehydic like Clean Laundry hanging in the Fresh Breezes
Middle: Lily, Ylang, Tuberose, Rose, Touch Lavender, Green
Base: White Wood, Vanilla, Powdery
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