Fuck Off I'm Reading | Funny Candle

This one’s for the book lovers who take “quiet time” seriously. Fuck Off, I’m Reading is the ultimate introvert anthem—warm, cozy, and guaranteed to make anyone think twice before interrupting your chapter.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle is made with high-quality essential oils and zero toxins. Whether you’re binging fantasy, crying over a slow-burn romance, or pretending you didn’t just buy five more books you don’t have room for, this candle’s here for the vibe.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Bookworms, introverts, and cozy girls everywhere
• Funny holiday gifts for readers who “need five more minutes”
• Book club swaps, stocking stuffers, and quiet nights in
• Pairing with fuzzy socks, tea, and an emotional support novel

 

VANILLA CLOVE + NUTMEG

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

 

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

 

SUGAR APPLES + SPICE

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

 

SEASIDE + ROSES

A tribute to the ephemeral beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.

Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamit, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean

 

ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

 

Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

 

COCONUT CREAM + CARDAMOM

"A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamom, and Cream begins with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamom, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert."

Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery