Hotter Than My Fictional Boyfriend | Funny Candle

Your book bae may have abs sculpted by angels and a tragic backstory, but this candle? This one’s the real heat. Hotter Than My Fictional Boyfriend is made for readers who blush at the slow burn, swoon over morally gray heroes, and refuse to settle for reality when fiction’s right there.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle is infused with high-quality essential oils and zero toxins. Light it up, crack open that spicy read, and enjoy something that actually burns slow in the best way possible.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Romance readers, book club besties, and BookTok fans
• Holiday gifts for your favorite fiction-obsessed friend
• Funny candles that actually smell good
• Pairing with a blanket, a glass of wine, and questionable life choices

 

APPLES + SUGAR

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you lie in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. 

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

 

VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

 

Top:   All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle:   Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

 

ORANGE + COCONUT 

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

 

Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

 

 

SEASIDE + ROSES

A tribute to the fleeting beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.

Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamot, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Galbanum Leaf, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean

 

BERGAMOT BERRY SPICE

Red Pepper Petals is a bold and fiery fragrance that combines the red-hot kick of red cayenne and bell pepper with the delicate allure of rose and jasmine. A blend of heat and romance, It ignites the senses with passion.

Top: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne
Middle: Muguet, Turkish Rose Pedals, Jasmine
Base: Coconut, Strawberry, Raspberry