Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist | Funny Candle

For the friend who’s heard every rant, breakup recap, and emotional spiral. Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist is the ultimate candle to say, “I love you” and “sorry for trauma-dumping again” in one perfectly packaged gift.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle is your go-to mix of heartfelt and hilarious. Whether it’s a gift for your bestie, coworker, or the friend who definitely deserves back pay, it’s equal parts cozy, funny, and totally on-brand.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

 

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

 

 

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

 

SUGAR COOKIE: 

 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.

 

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

 

 

AUTUMN APPLE + AMBER

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

 

 

VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

 

 

Top:

 

All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle:

 

Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

 

SEASIDE + ROSES

A tribute to the ephemeral beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.

 

Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamit, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean

 

WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER

It’s summer in southern France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. Bees are buzzing, and the soothing scents of lavender and herbs are in the air. “French Lavender” is a powerful blend of spices, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile elevate the earthiness of lavender, while notes of sandalwood and cedar in the base complement the alluring clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils.

Top: Lavender
Middle: Camphor, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary
Base: Sandalwood, Cedarwood

 

ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK

 

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

 

 

Top:

 

Orange, Melon, Green
Middle:

 

Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base:

 

Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

 

SEA SALT + ORCHID

You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm breeze brushes against your skin. White curtains dance in the wind. The experience is serene. You smell flowers and a restorative summer freshness, not unlike a wellness temple. “Sea Salt & Orchid” is an elegant blend of floral notes and salty highlights. Soothing hints of jasmine and lily of the valley come to life alongside classic aromas of wood and tonka bean.

Top: Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves
Base: Wood, Tonka Bean

 

COCONUT + CARDAMOM + CREAM

 

A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamom, and Cream begins with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamom, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert.

 

Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

 

SEA SALT + AMBER + DARK MUSK

This dark, seductive, mysterious fragrance is as intense and insatiable as its namesake. The sweet yet salty accords honor the ocean’s healing power, uniting with the amber and vanilla base to create a unique and magical fragrance.

Top: Citrus, Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Plum, Cardamom, 
Base: Amber, Dark Musk