You Work Harder Than an Ugly Stripper | Funny Candle

Because basic candles are a crime.

This one’s for the overworked, the underpaid, and the chronically unappreciated. You work harder than an ugly stripper, and it’s time someone finally said it. Whether you’re a mom, a boss, or a professional burnout survivor—this candle gets it.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle is made with high-quality essential oils and zero toxins—just good vibes, sarcasm, and self-respect. Light it when you’re running on caffeine, chaos, or pure delusion.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Moms, students, and small business owners who do it all
• Burnout besties and overachievers with dark humor
• Coworker gifts that hit a little too close to home
• Pairing with your favorite UntamedEgo mug or meltdown

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Pick Your Vibe:

 Autumn Apple + Amber
It's a lazy summer afternoon under an apple tree, the scent of ripe fruit filling the air. Warm cinnamon and nutmeg add just the right spice, making this a fresh yet cozy classic.

Scent Notes: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Apple, Clove, Vanilla

Vanilla + Clove + Nutmeg
It's like your favorite oversized sweater, but make it smell incredible. It is a little spicy and sweet and just the right amount of warm vanilla to keep things interesting.

Scent Notes: Allspice, Clove, Nutmeg, Tea Rose, Coconut, Vanilla, White Musk

Clean Cotton

Scent Notes: Ozonic, Orange, Lemon, Marine, Lily, Ylang, Tuberose, Rose, Touch Lavender, White Wood, Vanilla

Citrus + Coconut
It's a tropical getaway in candle form. Bright citrus, juicy mango, and creamy coconut transport you straight to a sun-drenched beach. No plane ticket is required.

Scent Notes: Orange, Melon, Mango, Coconut, Jasmine, Amber, Sandalwood

Seaside + Roses
Wild roses meet salty ocean air in this fresh, floral, and dreamy scent. It’s like standing on the shore at golden hour, watching the waves roll in.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Pink Apple, Sea Rose, Beach Lavender, Cedarwood, Vanilla Bean

Bergamot + Berries + Spice
A bold, fiery mix of red pepper, juicy berries, and delicate rose petals. Spicy, sweet, and just the right amount of sultry. It's like your favorite red lipstick but in candle form.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne, Jasmine, Strawberry, Raspberry

White Sage + Lavender
Fresh lavender fields, warm herbal sage, and a hint of cedarwood bring instant calm. Light this up, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away.

Scent Notes: Lavender, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood

Amber + Dark Musk
Mysterious, smoky, and completely intoxicating. Amber, dark musk, and a touch of sea salt create a scent that lingers long after the candle burns out.

Scent Notes: Citrus, Sea Salt, Plum, Cardamom, Amber, Dark Musk

 

ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

 

SEA SALT + ORCHID

You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft, warm breeze brushes against your skin. White curtains dance in the wind. The experience is serene. You smell flowers and a restorative summer freshness, not unlike a wellness temple. “Sea Salt & Orchid” is an elegant blend of floral notes and salty highlights. Soothing hints of jasmine and lily of the valley come to life alongside classic aromas of wood and tonka bean.

Top: Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves
Base: Wood, Tonka Bean

 

COCONUT + CARDAMON + CREAM

A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamon, and Cream begin with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamon, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert.

Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamon
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

 

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Final Mood? These aren’t just candles. They’re a whole vibe. Grab yours now, and let the magic begin.